I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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