The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
She made me pour olive oil on her.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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