Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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