I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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