Moan for me like Helen Keller
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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