well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
My bed smells like the plague
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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