Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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