have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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