You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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