yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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