I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Randomize
