so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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