I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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