garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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