you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize