So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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