It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Randomize
