That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
