She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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