operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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