ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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