Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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