whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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