I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Randomize