Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
how do flat chested girls get laid?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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