a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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