Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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