I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Randomize
