guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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