mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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