There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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