Are we in a gay sports bar?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
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