Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i barfeds in our rink
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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