Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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