shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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