True but thats because hes a fetus.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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