Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Randomize
