just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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