we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
this is an emotional support booty call
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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