Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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