she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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