it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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