Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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