glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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