You really coming over, don't trick.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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