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Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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