Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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