i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
It's just like the Real World with babies
She tied me up with her honor cords...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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