and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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