I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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