I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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