Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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