your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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