Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
this just has baby written all over it
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
